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COUNTRY SONGS AND SONGS OF THE OLD WEST
Hello, my name is CHRIS "TBone" JONES, and I write and sing country songs. my speciality is western songs. gunfighter ballads, trail songs, songs about life in the old west. I play for EXPENSES ONLY, all I ask is for the P.A. To plug my guitar and mike into, and a chair to sit on, and I'll come along and sing my songs for you. (1Hour max) my solo set is all my own songs, and is not suitable for dancers. some of my song titles are listed below.
"NO LAW WEST OF DODGE" - "OLD MAN COWBOY BILL"
"A WANTED MAN" - "AMERICAN BLOOD" - "ME & THE BOYS" - "DARKMAN"
| "THE LEGEND OF ROOSTER THE LAWMAN | |
| AND THE ONE BULLET MASSACRE AT THE LILYBELLE SALOON" |
AND MANY MORE. SERIOUS SONGS. COMEDY SONGS. BALLADS & UP TEMPO
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** CD's NOW AVAILABLE TO BUY ON THE MUSIC PAGE **
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*** COUNTRY COMEDY ***
*** CHRIS JONES PLAYING COUNTRY COMEDY 'LIVE' ***
SATURDAY OCTOBER 25th.
THE RANCH COUNTRY & WESTERN FESTIVAL - DETAILS
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**** THE CHRIS JONES COMEDY CLUB ****
JUST CLICK HERE TO VISIT OR BECOME A CLUB MEMBER AND JOIN IN THE FUN.
THERE'S LINKS TO AN ASSORTMENT OF FUNNY STUFF, AND A SELECTION OF WESTERN FAST DRAW AND SHOOT 'EM UP GAMES FOR YOU TO PLAY.
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You'll find my email address in Links/Contact for any enquiries.
And there's a GUEST BOOK if you just want to say hello.
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** HISTORY MYSTERY **
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN was elected to Congress in 1846.
JOHN F KENNEDY was elected to Congress in 1946.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN was elected President in 1860.
JOHN F KENNEDY was elected president in 1960.
Both Presidents were particularly concerned with human rights, and both their wives lost children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a friday, and they were both shot in the head.
LIncoln's secretary was named Kennedy, and Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both presidents were assassinated by Southerners, and both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson.
ANDREW JOHNSON who succeeded LIncoln, was born in 1808.
LYNDON JOHNSON who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
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JOHN WILKES BOOTH who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
LEE HARVEY OSWALD who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their 3 names, both of which are composed of 15 letters.
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** AND IF YOU THINK ALL THAT'S A BIT WEIRD, HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!! **
LINCOLN was shot in the 'FORD' Theatre.
KENNEDY was shot in a 'LINCOLN' car, made by 'FORD'.
LINCOLN was shot in a Theatre, and his assassin ran and hid in a Warehouse.
KENNEDY was shot from a Warehouse, and his assassin ran and hid in a Theatre.
BOOTH and OSWALD were both assassinated before their trials.
And finally. A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in MONROE, MARYLAND.
and a week before Kennedy was shot, he was with MARILYN MONROE.
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THERE'S MORE HISTORICAL STUFF IN 'WILD WEST'.
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